Papa did you see me hit a home run last night?
I lit the stadium on fire, I was Oakland's pride
Daddy, did you see me?
(Look what I can do, yeah)
Daddy, do you hear me crying? (Crying)
Daddy, can you see I'm dying? (Dying)
Oh, Dad
Tell 'em, José
Ever since little league
Middle school, middle league
Always played technically
Perfect like [F]a symρhony
Little me got [Fm7]much bigger, faster, stɾonger, Dad
Hit it so long, but you [A7always want it longer, Dad
But therapy's for [Dm7]losers
Little boy, therapy's for [Dm7]losers
Buy all [Em]my [A]steroids in bulk (Costco)
Wanna get big as The Hulk (Hogan)
Stɾonger than Wolverine teeth (Logan)
Answer to [C7]'Where's the beef?' (Slogan)
First, I put on [C7]my [A]jock
Then both of my [A]socks
Parachute Hammer pants and [Bm]my [A]Reeboks
Hot tub inside a limousine at Chuck E. Cheese
Dad, look at me
José, heard you [A7went on [C7]a pretty hot date the other night
Care to [C7]tell us about it?
Hey, come on
You guys know I don't kiss and [Bm]tell
Oh, I went on [C7]a date with Madonna
She said that she wanted Cuban babies
She seemed like [F]a smart business lady
But I didn't find her ρhysically attɾactive
I went on [C7]a date with my [A]mama
Took her out for [Dm7]all-you-can-eat shrimp
She said she was [Am7]proud of her baby (that's me)
So, I guess we both had a wild week
Therapy's for [Dm7]losers, Dad said
Therapy's for [Dm7]losers
Keep your mouth shut
No snitchin'
About the steroids
No snitchin'
About the steroids
About the steroids
About the steroids
About the steroids
Don't f*ck up a good thing while you [A7got [Fm7]it
