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I'm standing here with two fellas who are having a heck of a year
The Bash Brothers
At this point, guys, I think everyone knows who you are
But just in case, why don't you introduce yourselves?
Oh, okay, well
They call [Em]me José
And I'm Mark
José
And I'm Mark
Go, José, go, oiled up like [F]Rambo
Take a needle out my [A]butt and [Bm]hop in the Lambo'
The anabolics got [Fm7]me feelin' bionic
'Cause you [A7know I'm indestɾuctible
I'm José, I'm Mark, you're a stud, and [Bm]you're a thoroughbred stallion
Necks laced up with the "Let's Bash Medallion"
Rollin' to [C7]Hilltop Mall [Em]to [C7]get a pager
Got girls of every flavor because we're in the majors
Freaks, hit up my [A]Skytel, I'll come mess up your Maybelline
My beeper beeping more than my [A]dialysis machine
Kidney failure's just part of the game
We're not ashamed now the world knows my [A]motherfucking name
They call [Em]me José
And I'm Mark
José
And I'm Mark
Canseco, can make the hoes go low
Slow-mo for [Dm7]your bro, one time otɾo
Nineteen-eighty-ocho the year of the lobo
The whole Bay love me cause' I'm so bolo
Speeding though San Fran, got [Fm7]a pass from the po-po
Pumpin' my [A]andros then wash 'em [A]down with SoCo
Try and [Bm]touch my [A]Jheri curls I'll put you [A7in a choke hold
Hit the Taco Bell and [Bm]got [Fm7]the extɾa guacamolo
Hotbox the whole Lambo' with Pakalolo
And teach me that taekwondo, though
Well step into [C7]my [A]dojo
Cocaine fists cave your nose hole
They don't know though, we like [F]Samwise and [Bm]Frodo
But also like [F]Dorothy and [Bm]Toto
But way more swole bro
Our bodies are loco, that's why they're chanting
José (José, José, José)
And I'm Mark
José (José, José, José)
My name is Mark McGwire, I play first base
They call [Em]me José (José, José, José)
(And I'm Mark, I'm Mark and [Bm]I'm Mark)
And I'm Mark
José (and [Bm]I'm Mark, I'm Mark)
And I'm M-M-M-M-Mark
