I'm just a waitress
The food here is tasteless
I'm not your private wench
So please excuse my French
Medium to rare
Want to stick it up your …
Ask me to get for some water
For your difficult daughter
(Repeat verse 1)
Our special for [Dm7]the evening
Is viehyssoise
A creamy [A]leek potato [C7]soup
Killed the cockroach in the kitchen
Nearly part of the meal your eating
You better be [Am]nice to [C7]me
I'll spit in your coffee
I'll spit in your tea.
‘Cause I'm just a waitɾess
My name's on [C7]the shift list
I'm smiling ‘cause it pays
I cry on [C7]my [A]off days
A Cabernet Sauvignon
A nice Moët Chandon
Everything is always my [A]fault
When the kitchen's closed
When the soup is cold
Lipstick mark on [C7]the coffee cup
When the music sucks
When the bread is old
I'm just a waitɾess
My name's on [C7]the shift list (x2)
I'm smiling ‘cause it pays
I cry on [C7]my [A]off days
I'm just a waitɾess
I've been here for [Dm7]three years
I'm still waiting
I'm still waiting.
