Ohayougozaimasu
Kyō wa rāmen o tsukurimasu
Tanoshimidesu ne
Ja, hajimemashou
Yo, I still masturbate while eating top ramen
At a faster rate in the bigger quantities
It counts as rape when I'm slurping at this unbelievable pace
I turn the temperature up all [Em]the way to [C7]sweat up on [C7]my [A]face
If you [A7give no effort, if you [A7got [Fm7]no money
Then I got [Fm7]a cheap method
Crack it open throw it in a pan and [Bm]let it cook bitch
Now that's a ɾeal education [C7]f*ck books
If you [A7wanna make in college acknowledge
All the flavors that be [Am]dropping
Mad knowledge on [C7]these pussy ass canned goods
We got [Fm7]chicken and [Bm]beef to [C7]boost the manhood
Anybody want a piece of me will have to [C7]get this ɾamen first
Start with the shrimp and [Bm]then the fire
If you're fully blazed then this shit'll get you [A7higher
Thirty-five cents a pack, three for [Dm7]a dollar
Unbelievable pricing that's the future of a blue collar worker
And I'm talkin' bout ɾamen
This shit'll fill you [A7up when you're feeling like [F]an African
Come back when you're in the state that I'm in
And say hi to [C7]my [A]homeboy top ɾamen
