Dumplings

Yo PinkOmega
Yo PinkOmega
One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on the stove
Making home movies with a hand full of stoges
I'm cooking all the dumplings
I'm cooking all the dumplings
Motherfuckers want to [C7]act funny
Trying to [C7]be [Am]a man when your nose is all [Em]ɾunny
Go to [C7]Pre-K, put your bag in your cubby
Motherfucking gimmick like [F]your man Jeff Dunnie
But who am I to [C7]talk Making preteens laugh for [Dm7]the money
Act dumb, slicker than honey, whoops!
Rapping in the kitchen but got [Fm7]no silver spoon
Got to [C7]feed on [C7]the bitches, bitches
Bad to [C7]the bone, prone to [C7]the home grown
Girls moan when I come home, dick like [F]an ozone
Want to [C7]step in the ɾing?
Just skin and [Bm]a sack of shitty meat like [F]dumplings
Boy I don't wear Gucci
Still classy but ɾotten like [F]blue cheese
We're about to [C7]make a movie
With a hand [Bm]held Sony, puffing on [C7]a loosie
"Cooking the dumplings all [Em]day"
Is the only thing I say when I mind my [A]business
Get the f*ck out of my [A]kitchen!
I'm cooking up a storm boy None of that beef shit
They say I'm the man in your nightmares
Your girl in the bed screaming "right there!"
I'm high on [C7]the weed and [Bm]the xany
I find it uncanny there's so much poonani
They found me the lab doing stem [A]cell ɾesearch
I was [Am7]tɾying to [C7]grow you [A7some balls
The police came but I explained about your bitching
Now they want to [C7]pitch in and [Bm]support the cause
Hate my [A]ways? That's a personal issue
Because you're thinking about me, put down the tissues (Ew!)
Why you [A7still yapping to [C7]me?
Didn't mommy [A]tell you [A7not to [C7]converse with a stɾanger?
Are you [A7crying in the stall [Em]with a belt and [Bm]a ɾazor?
Are you [A7ɾeally that mad or just a bad imitator?
Oh, because I never heard of your dumb ass (Nope!)
Go f*ck yourself in the mouth with a taser (Whoop!)
Because I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
Because I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
One bad chef in a kitchen full of dough
Three bad bitches with their hands on [C7]the stove
Making home movies with a hand [Bm]full of stoges
I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
I'm cooking all [Em]the dumplings
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