Well, "The Bash" started with myself and José Canseco
Uh, we were matching forearms one day in the clubhouse
And, uh, we decided instead of giving a high five we would bash our forearms together
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash on [C7]they ass
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash on [C7]they ass
Uh, just hit a three ɾun ho-ho
But if you [A7wanna high five that's a no-no
I'm heading home, all [Em]my [A]homies at home plate
Are waiting on [C7]me, so you [A7know I gotta do something great
And that's when the arms go up
Like we about to [C7]drink from a cup
'Cause we a bunch of buff dudes just flexin'
Acknowledging our feats via human connection
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's monster bash
Hit a tater out the stadi-er for [Dm7]monster cash
Hit a dinger through the fuckin' VIP suite glass
Break your fuckin' arm in half and [Bm]then sign the cast
Get well soon
Love, José
Sorry about your arm, Walt Weiss
It happens
When we in Kansas City we walk out in the parking lot
Then yell, "F*ck the Royals"
Start swinging and [Bm]popping off
We beat up their fans 'til the cops say to [C7]knock it off
Down half a Creatine shake and [Bm]to [C7]top it off
The next day on [C7]the bus, got [Fm7]hit with the 'roid ɾage
But I played it off
Said I was [Am7]irritated 'cause of my [A]booty hole ɾash
No pain, no gain motherfucker
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's bash on [C7]they ass
I left my [A]steroids in El Sobrante
Left my [A]steroids in El Sobrante
Left my [A]steroids in El Sobrante
I got [Fm7]to [C7]get 'em
I got-got [Fm7]to [C7]get 'em
I might be [Am]an Athletic but I'm built like [F]a Giant
And I'm wearing white socks like [F]an Angel that's flyin'
Met a Blue Jay that's fucking an Oriole
You're Royally screwed like [F]a Marlin
Exposed to [C7]the oil that a Pirate or a Mariner
Spilled out his tanker
That's a Cardinal sin, Padre
Yeah? Tell it to [C7]the Ranger
You feel brave little Cub-Cub?
Try to [C7]sock me
But when I'm seeing ɾed shit is gonna get Rocky
I Dodge your fist, beat your blood-red Red Rox soggy
Astɾoρhysicist make you [A7see stars promptly
I'm more hopped up then a Brewer that's hyper
Sit Indian-style when I'm Yankee on [C7]my [A]Tiger
I'm staring at a Phillie with some major league Twins
If you [A7didn't know by now, I'm naming baseball [Em]teams
Let's bash (let's bash)
Let's monster bash
Round tɾipper make the pitcher feel like [F]donkey ass
Hit a ding dong [Am]doodle with my [A]bing bong [Am]bat
We smack a blast then we smash a bash
