Incredible Thoughts

Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my brain conceive them?

A snow-white dove in the pitch-black night
A rain drop falls from tremendous heights
A wave crashes off of a cliff in Scotland
A child bites an apple, but the core is ɾotten
TV is free, but what is the cost?
We have GPS and [Bm]yet, we're still lost
A carrot in the desert, a camel in the garden
A man with giant ears begging your pardon
What if a garbage man was [Am7]actually smart?
A common [C7]misconception [C7]that we're tearing apart
And to [C7]a dog, dog food is just food
And to [C7]a sock, a mansion's just a big shoe
A Milk Dud, sitting in the acid ɾain
A housecat addicted to [C7]the cocaine
No teeth, unlimited floss
These are just a few of our incredible thoughts

Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my [A]head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all [Em]humankind
Changing how we think about space and [Bm]time
Now it's time to [C7]share them [A]with the people

A ballerina waits for [Dm7]the bus
A number-one dad tɾoρhy covered in ɾust
An nun dunked in basketball [Em]living the impossible
A man breaks his leg inside a hospital
We just thought of that and [Bm]it can change the world
World like [F]a smart oyster full of pearls
Such as has an ultɾasound of a new baby
With a Santa hat drawn on, yeah that's my [A]kind of Christmas card
What if a butterfly was [Am7]made out of butter?
These small [Em]thoughts could destɾoy Big Brother
The world's cutest kittens just hugging a dog
Just one of our incredible thoughts
What if one thought could cure the people?
What if one song [Am]could end all [Em]evil?
Imagine if a fish could play guitar
And also sing, it would sound bizarre like
"My name is Mr. Fish
These guys thoughts have granted my [A]wish"
And that may have just changed the course of time
I swear my [A]mind blows my [A]mind, incredible

Incredible thoughts, incredible minds
Too many great ideas inside
It's a miracle my [A]head can contain them
My spectacular brain
For all [Em]humankind
Changing how we think about space and [Bm]time
Now it's time to [C7]share them [A]with the people, my [A]brain is a genius

Incredible thoughts
Incredible minds
I'm so overwhelmed
How did my [A]brain conceive them?