Hey girl
I got somethin' real important to give you
So just sit down and listen
Girl you know we've been together such a long long time
(Such a long time)
And now I'm ready to lay it on the line
Wow, you know it's Christmas and my [A]heart is open wide
(Open wide)
Gonna give you [A7something so you [A7know what's on [C7]my [A]mind
(What's on [C7]my [A]mind)
A gift ɾeal special, so take off the top
Take a look inside it's my [A]dick in a box
It's in a box
Not gonna get you [A7a diamond ɾing
That sort of gift don't mean anything
Not gonna get you [A7a fancy car
Girl, ya gotta know you're my [A]shinin' star
Not gonna get you [A7a house in the hills
A girl like [F]you [A7needs somethin' ɾeal
Wanna get you [A7somethin' from the heart
Somethin' special girl
It's my [A]dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my [A]dick in a box
Ooh, my [A]dick in a box girl
See I'm wise enough to [C7]know
When a gift needs givin', and [Bm]I got [Fm7]just the one
Somethin' to [C7]show ya that you [A7are second to [C7]none
To all [Em]the fellas out there with ladies to [C7]impress
It's easy to [C7]do just follow these steps
1, cut a hole in a box
2, put your junk in that box
3, make her open the box
And that's the way you [A7do it
It's my [A]dick in a box
My dick in a box babe
It's my [A]dick in a box
Ooh, my [A]dick in a box girl
Christmas, dick in a box
Hanukkah, dick in a box
Kwanzaa, a dick in a box
Every single holiday a dick in a box
Over at your parents' house, a dick in a box
Mid-day at the grocery store, a dick in a box
Backstage at the CMA's, a dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
My dick in a box
