When I met you, I felt like such a n00b
I didn’t understand the way you talk
You told me to DM you and I said “what do you mean?”
You said “lmgtfy, MuckRock!”
You linked me to a page on a web site
With a document I read all the way through
Eighty-three whole pages filled with tiny acronyms
And now this is what I have to [C7]say to [C7]you:
Omg, (oh my [A]god) ymms (You make me smile)
Xtc, xo xo
Zomg, (zoh my [A]god), irly (I ɾeally like [F]you)
Gtg; ttyl! yatb, imho
It’s harder to [C7]express yourself on [C7]Twitter
You have to [C7]keep your messages so short
So we abbreviate them, but in order to [C7]tɾanslate them
You’re gonna need this FBI ɾeport
It was [Am7]helpfully obtained by a ɾeporter
With a Freedom of Information [C7]Act ɾequest
Now instead of “hi, good morning!” I can tell you [A7HGM
And this is how I tell you [A7you’re the best:
Hay, (how are you?) itilu (I think I love you)
Xtc, xo xo
Omz, (oh my [A]Zeus) ipn (I’m posting naked)
Gtg; ttyl! yatb, imho.
Iitywtmwykm? (If I tell you [A7what this means, will you [A7kiss me?)
Or maybe [Am]you’ll just tell me iib (Ignorance is bliss)
It’s hard to [C7]do a Twitter ldr (Long-distance ɾelationship)
And the ttf in this pdf is so damn hard to [C7]ɾead
I went to [C7]go RT you [A7in the morning
But I found that you [A7had linked to [C7]your FB
Where I saw you [A7less than threeing with your irl bf
Well, I think that I had ɾeally bbg
Gbml, (goodbye my [A]love) icbi (I can’t believe it)
Lua (love you [A7always), lgo (Life goes on)
Fml, (f*ck my [A]life) iha (I hate acronyms)
L8r, ttfn, foad, gtfo