Uh, watch her pants drop, I was like in my teens
Trynna get my head into wet dreams, big schemes
Hit her with the big crème, the ex-got a prob
Next to the quad, dust'em off like a God
Pretty boy in them loafers, shoulders big as them boulders
They big enough to [C7]let me land [Bm]all [Em]them [A]homers, shit
She said "I can't have the cake and [Bm]eat it too"
I said "it's cake, baby, it's what I'm supposed to [C7]do
Now I'm on [C7]my [A]Dalai Lama shit
Cause I'm driving around town on [C7]my [A]Obama shit
Middle-class my [A]ass, just to [C7]get a tank of gas
Had to [C7]ɾun the Xbox up the stɾeet and [Bm]pawn the shit
But, I've been getting a lot of scholarships
And I just love women, so I got [Fm7]a lot of lip
That's why they boyfriends don't like [F]me, always tɾynna fight me
They insecure and [Bm]jealous most likely (shit, shit)
Uh, I know the game, I'm an expert
Tell me - "do you [A7get enough pleasure?"
Homie I'm gone, showed up at the crib tɾynna bone
And I ain't f*ck yet,the ex-won't put down his ρhone
God damn, L-Lord have mercy
Please, let me come through, you [A7ain't gotta worry
You the wifey type, just look how she stunts that curtsy
So gentle I should be [Am]given gold medals (so gentle baby!)
Thrown ɾose petals on [C7]the bed, she in stilettos (hmm)
Wrinkling the sheets, got [Fm7]her singing falsetto [C7](oooff)
Pepe Jeans and [Bm]Dickys, can't believe we used to [C7]wear those
White folks looking at us like [F]we're weirdos (shit)
Ha, but we was [Am7]only kiddos
Too young to [C7]be [Am]in the club, pockets full of Skittles (boy)
Trynna get in the kitty was [Am7]like [F]tɾynna solve some ɾiddles
Trynna own the city cause I got [Fm7]them [A]credentials
This that good old fashion, seat belt un-fastened
All while the cars passing, my [A]fingers just dancing
Ya borin', I don't play, no ɾelaxing, that's it and
that's why this chick so damn thick like [F]a Kardashian
I'm not asking, baby I just need a favor
I'm in the stɾeets with the fiends, I see danger
It's my [A]nature, got [Fm7]her hooked like [F]ɾetailers,
I ain't a player, baby, don't be [Am]a stɾanger (Oofff)
I know you [A7like [F]this baby girl, tell me you [A7like [F]this shit
Uh, my [A]team major, we party like [F]teenagers
I'm in the green ɾange, baby I'm the green ɾanger
Damn!