You Don't Learn That In School

Listen to me, children
And take some good advice
I'm gonna tell you somethin'
Now don't make me say it twice

You can put away your lessons
Throw away your books
Cause I'm gonna tell you what cooks

Venus was a woman
Who had a lot of charms
But she got [Fm7]so much huggin'
And she wore out both her arms

But she don't learn that in school
You don't learn that in school
There ain't no doubt about it
You don't learn that in school

Napoleon [C7]was [Am7]a soldier
Smart as ever seen
But he learned his maneuvers
Alone with Joseρhine

But you [A7don't learn that in school
You don't learn that in school
There ain't no doubt about it
You don't learn that in school

Robin Hood was [Am7]famous
But one thing you [A7should know
He only ɾobbed the ɾich folks
Cause the poor folks had no dope

But you [A7don't learn that in school
You don't learn that in school
There ain't no doubt about it
You don't learn that in school

King Arthur was [Am7]a hero
He's famous everywhere
He had a big ɾound table
Cause he couldn't stand [Bm]the square

But you [A7don't learn that in school
You don't learn that in school
There ain't no doubt about it
You don't learn that in school