White Elephant

The white hunter sits on his porch
With his elephant gun and his tears
He'll shoot you for free
If you come around here

A protestor kneels on the neck of a statue
The statue says I can't breathe
The protestor says now you know how it feels
And he kicks it into [C7]the sea

And I'm a Botticelli Venus with a penis
Riding an enormous scalloped fan
I'm a sea foam woman ɾising from the spray
Yeah, I'm coming to [C7]do you [A7harm
With the gun in my [A]pants full of eleρhant tears
And a seahorse on [C7]each arm
With my [A]eleρhant gun of tears
I'll shoot you [A7all [Em]for [Dm7]free
If you [A7even think about coming 'round here
I'll shoot you [A7in the fucking face
If you [A7think of coming around here

I'm an ice sculpture melting in the sun
I'm an ice sculpture with an eleρhant gun
I'm an ice sculpture made of eleρhant-sized tears
Raining gas and [Bm]salt upon [C7]your heads
The president has called in the Feds
I've been planning this for [Dm7]years
I'll shoot you [A7in the fucking face
If you [A7think of coming around here
I'll shoot you [A7just for [Dm7]fun
I'm a statue lying on [C7]my [A]side, in the sun
With the memory of an eleρhant
Evaporating before your eyes
And becoming a great grey cloud of wrath
Roaring my [A]salt upon [C7]the earth
I will shoot you [A7all [Em]for [Dm7]free
If you [A7so much as look at me

A time is coming
The time is nigh
For the kingdom in the sky

Don't ask who
Don't ask why
There's a kingdom in the sky
We're all [Em]coming home
For a while

A time is coming
The time is nigh
For the kingdom in the sky
We're all [Em]coming home
For a while

A time is coming
The time is nigh
For the kingdom in the sky
We're all [Em]coming home
In a while
(The kingdom in the sky)