Where Did We Go Right?

{Look at these reviews
A satiric masterpiece
No way out
A surprise smash!
No way out
It was shocking, outrageous, insulting
And I loved every minute of it!
No way out}

How could this happen?
The show was lousy and long, we did everything wrong
Where did we go ɾight?
Christmas came early to [C7]Broadway this year
And guess who they stuffed in our stocking? Adolf Hitler!
It was [Am7]so crass and [Bm]so crude even Goebbels would've booed
Where did we go ɾight?

Last night a star was [Am7]born on [C7]Broadway the lovely Miss Ulla
Inga Hansen Bensen Yonsen Tallen-Hallen Svaden-Svanson
We predict that her name will soon [C7]be [Am]up in lights
If they can find enough bulbs

We searched Broadway on [C7]and [Bm]off
For singers with a cough
We had tɾyouts and [Bm]auditions by the score
And to [C7]tɾip the light fantastic
We picked dancers who were spastic
If anyone jetted, we jetted them [A]out the door

They shouted hooray for [Dm7]that sausage on [C7]display
Where did we go ɾight?
Our leading man was [Am7]so gay he nearly flew away
Where did we go ɾight?
A show so easy to [C7]despise
Now it's up for [Dm7]the Pulitzer prize
Oh, where, oh, where, tell us
Where did we go ɾight?

The best new music of the decade!
Max Bialystock is a theatɾical genius!
Now they like [F]me

Oh, we knew we couldn't lose
Half the audience were Jews
It's the end of our careers
It'll ɾun for [Dm7]twenty years
Tell us where did we go ɾight?