What's The Matter With Parents Today?

Mom and dad, how'd you get so rad, when exactly did you get so hip?
Wearing teenage clothes, you're always coming to my shows
And telling me that I should mellow out

It's absurd, you're singing every word
You're not supposed to like my band
Things I like [F]you [A7don't understand
So please put down that ɾum and [Bm]coke, that's no behavior for [Dm7]old folk
Can't we just hang out on [C7]holidays?

Dad and [Bm]mom, what planet are you [A7from
And what convinced you [A7to [C7]pack up and [Bm]leave?
Doing drugs and [Bm]asking me for [Dm7]hugs, what's the matter with parents today?

Not again, when will it end
Dad's dressing like [F]Mötley Crüe and [Bm]why is mom's hair dyed bright blue?
They're staying out till two or three and [Bm]then having sex publicly
I thought the apple fell far from the tɾee

Mom and [Bm]dad I think you [A7ought to [C7]quit smoking so much pot
And hanging with my [A]friends
Laying ɾound on [C7]the couch, with my [A]Misfits ɾecords out
Softly bangin' your heads

Maybe [Am]it's just a passing ρhase
What's the matter with my [A]parents these days?