With a crooked smile and a heart-shaped face
Comes from the West country where the birds sing bass
She's got a house-big heart where we all live
And plead and council and forgive
Her widow's peak, her lips I've kissed
Her glove of bones at her wrist
That I have held in my [A]hand
Her Spanish Fly and [Bm]her monkey gland
Her Godly body and [Bm]its fourteen stations
That I have embraced, her palpitations
Her unborn baby crying, "Mummy"
Against the ɾubble of her body
Her lovely lidded eyes I've sipped
Her fingernails, all [Em]pink and [Bm]chipped
Her accent which I'm told is broad
That I have heard and [Bm]has been poured
Into [C7]my [A]human heart and [Bm]filled me
With love, up to [C7]the brim, and [Bm]killed me
And ɾebuilt me back anew
With something to [C7]look forward to
Well, who could ask much more than that?
A West countɾy girl with a big fat cat
That looks into [C7]her eyes of green
And meows, "He loves you", then meows again