Well, Did You Evah?

Have you heard? The coast of Maine just got caught in a hurricane?
Well did you ever? What a swell party this is!
Have you heard that poor dear Blanche got run down by an avalanche?
Well, did you ever? What a swell party this is!
What daiquiris! What sherry, please! What burgundy! What pommery!
Have you [A7heard? Professor Munch ate his wife and [Bm]divorced his lunch?
Well, did you [A7ever ? What a swell party this is!

Misses Smith in her new Hup crossed the bridge when the bridge was [Am7]up,
Well, did you [A7ever ? What a swell part this is!
What brandy, wow! What whiskey, here's how!
What gin and [Bm]what beer, will you [A7sober up, dear?