Welcome to Hell, population me
Local attraction, the heartbreak sea
The smell in the air
Of night bloom and despair
By the dry wishing well ah, welcome to Hell
A plain little house, on a plain little road
At the corner of Done, and [Bm]Where'd It All Go?
Time crawls by, with a shudder and [Bm]moan
It don't look like [F]much
But it's a heck of home
Ah, welcome to [C7]Hell population [C7]two
Little old me, and [Bm]the lack of you
See the hole in the bed
Where you [A7no longer sleep
In the chamber of promises
We just couldn't keep
What ever happened to [C7]the sweet little heaven
Where we lived and [Bm]loved so long?
Where in the world are the man and [Bm]the woman
Who danced to [C7]their favorite song?
Gone, gone, gone to [C7]Hell even the devil wept
Uh, when he heard
The depth of our unhappiness
Then he dried a tear and [Bm]he sighed "Aw well
Where do you [A7think you [A7are boy?
Welcome to [C7]Hell"
Every lonely soul has a sad story to [C7]tell
"Where do you [A7think you [A7are boy?
Welcome to [C7]Hell"
"Where do you [A7think you [A7are boy?
Welcome to [C7]Hell"
