Weather Channel

Sunny morning
You can hear it
Siren's warning
There is weather on both sides

And I know it's coming
Just like before
There's a black dog
That scratches my door

He's been growling my name saying
You better get to running
Can you [A7make it better for [Dm7]me
Can you [A7make me see the light of day

Because I got [Fm7]no one
Who will bring me a
Big umbrella
So I'm watching the weather channel

And waiting for [Dm7]the storm
It's just sugar
Just a pill to [C7]make me happy
I know it may not fix the hinges

But at least the door has stopped it¹s creaking
I got [Fm7]friends
They're waiting for [Dm7]me to [C7]comb out my [A]hair
Come outside and [Bm]join the human ɾace

But I don't feel so human
Can you [A7make it better for [Dm7]me
Can you [A7make me see the light of day
Because I got [Fm7]lab coats

Who will bring me a panacea
While I'm watching the weather channel
Waiting for [Dm7]the storm
You won't want me

Hanging around the birthday pony
Even though it's just a game
You know we are the same
But you¹re the better faker.