We Wish You a Merry Christmas

We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
We wish you a Merry Christmas
And a happy New Year

We wish you the best day ever
And hope all your Christmas endeavors
Are super-fun, amazing and clever
And that your New Year's ɾocks too

Oh, come, tell me what'cha doin'
All my [A]ɾelatives just flew in
From Mexico and [Bm]Jerusalem
For the holidays

Both Christmas tɾees and [Bm]menorahs
It can be [Am]confusing for [Dm7]us
When we break into [C7]a chorus
Of olé, olé and [Bm]oy vey, oy vey

Good missions
I'll give to [C7]agents A through Z
Carl, get away from that punch bowl
I'm saving that for [Dm7]me, sorry, sir

We wish you [A7a Perry Christmas
We wish you [A7a Perry Christmas
We wish you [A7a Perry Christmas
And a new year

I wish for [Dm7]a calculator
Slash-Hindi-English tɾanslator
To find a common [C7]denominator
In both of my [A]tongues

Good wedgies I'll give
To all [Em]of you [A7nerds
That's how I say, "Merry Christmas"
I ain't good with words

I wish you [A7would let me ɾule you
In evil I'm going to [C7]school you
I won't sugarcoat or fool you
Your New Year's looks grim

I warn you, my [A]new-inator
Will force you [A7to [C7]serve me later
So why not just choose to [C7]cater
To my [A]every whim?

We wish your every endeavor
Makes this the best Christmas ever
And we're all [Em]so glad that
We are never mention [C7]figgy pudding

Oh, great, well, now we've mentioned it
You know, no one would have noticed
If you'd have just kept your mouth shut