Tossed Salad & Peeled Potatoes

I'm learning the subtle art of dismissing you small minds
Oozing and exuding what could easily be called slime
Faith is not a guarantee we leap and we fall blind
Make yourself available to harbingers all signs
Not as in horoscopes, don't do yourself disservices
A brain can form a joke based on [C7]one's nervousness
To go and [Bm]scorn a bloke, accuse him of subversiveness
I gain not, show me where the purpose is
Well, perhaps you're in the mood to [C7]slight
'Cause what you're going through's ɾeaching new altitudes and [Bm]heights
But, I 'ma just keep it cool like [F]a cube [Am]of ice
And then you'll get your food chewed, and [Bm]I'll include the spice
I'm not a thespian, so I'm good as far as leotards go
They can tank like [F]the Titanic with Leonardo
F*ck you [A7and [Bm]your arbitɾary personal embargoes
You can wear that suit and [Bm]tie, I'm comfy in my [A]cargoes
At my [A]own discretion, I will don [C7]the fedora
And peruse the plethora of products sold at Seρhora
You can be [Am]up in arms and [Bm]have an epileptic aura
'Cause if that bothers you, then that is your own horror
Like the Amityville, the Insanity's ɾeal
My prerogative and [Bm]I got [Fm7]my [A]hand [Bm]on [C7]the wheel
I'm giving output while niggas dilly-dally for [Dm7]ɾeal
Ardent since they used to [C7]air Ally McBeal
I got [Fm7]the proposal you [A7haters wanna filibuster
And send me poison [C7]pen emails full of cuss words
Wow, you're ɾeally flustered. All I'm tɾyna do is
Exercise a little stɾucture, my [A]life is one cluster-
F*ck... a lot of blasé there
I dread monotony like [F]the locks of Wale's hair
I deliver with a summa cum laude flair
When it comes to [C7]the money, I'm ɾather laissez-faire
Too bad the laws ain't fair and [Bm]it's expensive
I'd ɾather cultivate authentic friendships
I suggest you [A7keep it cuter than french tips
Lyrically, I murder and [Bm]cover up the forensics
I get tɾemendous as the day goes...like [F]a
God I'm tɾyna build I had a penchant for [Dm7]Legos, no
Anna Paquin but I am a ɾogue, you [A7haters can
Toss your mammy's salad and [Bm]peel your daddy's potatoes