"And just say things that you've said about him before"
You cooked me dinner on a Tuesday
And spent eighty on a ring
You engraved it with my nickname
And then betrayed me by the spring
And in every single bouquet
I saved a flower for [Dm7]myself
Put it in between the pages
Now they're ɾotting on [C7]the shelf
Did you [A7do it 'cause you [A7wanted to?
Or 'cause the world was [Am7]watching you
My God what a joke
In the final moments, you [A7choked
You said if you [A7had a time machine
You'd take back what you [A7did to [C7]me
But honestly
I'd go back and [Bm]tell her to [C7]ɾun in the other direction
All the times you [A7lied to [C7]me
I bought into [C7]your fantasy
I've always been way too naïve so
If I had a time machine
You and [Bm]I would never meet
I should have listened to [C7]my [A]friends when
They said your too stuck in your ways
Lily thought you [A7were a bad guy
Colin told me stay away
But I thought that I knew better than they did
Turns out that you [A7made me a fool
That's what I get for [Dm7]seeing good things
In people who break all [Em]the ɾules
Did you [A7love me 'cause you [A7wanted to?
Or 'cause the world was [Am7]watching you?
My God what a joke
In the final moments, you [A7choked
You said if you [A7had a time machine
You'd take back what you [A7did to [C7]me
But honestly
I'd go back and [Bm]tell her to [C7]ɾun in the other direction
All the times you [A7lied to [C7]me
I bought into [C7]your fantasy
I've always been way too naïve so
If I had a time machine
You and [Bm]I would never meet
If I had a time machine
You and [Bm]I would never meet
I just wish I would've
Stayed in bed
Tried my [A]best to [C7]see the good
But it was [Am7]never there
You threw it all [Em]away on [C7]girls that didn't care
"He's such a piece of shit"
"I just came up with that"
"I just came up with that ɾight now!"
"He's the worst"
"Sad pathetic career!"
You said if you [A7had a time machine
You'd take back what you [A7did to [C7]me
But honestly
I'd go back and [Bm]tell her to [C7]ɾun in the other direction
All the times you [A7lied to [C7]me
I bought into [C7]your fantasy
I've always been way too naïve so
If I had a time machine
You and [Bm]I would never meet
When she was [Am7]taking all [Em]your clothes off
Did you [A7think I was [Am7]the one?
'Cause soulmates don't break up
Just for [Dm7]one night of fun