This old man, he plays oneHe plays one on his old drum, oh yes, yes-yes, uh-huhWell, he plays one on [C7]his old drum, uh-huh
This old man, he plays two
He plays two on [C7]his kazoo, oh yes, yes-yes, uh-huh
He plays two on [C7]his kazoo, uh-huh
He plays two on [C7]his kazoo, oh yes, yes-yes, uh-huh
He plays two on [C7]his kazoo, uh-huh
This old man, he plays three
He plays three on [C7]his ukulele, uh-huh, yes, yes, uh-huh
He plays three on [C7]his ukulele, uh huh
Hear him play!
He plays three on [C7]his ukulele, uh-huh, yes, yes, uh-huh
He plays three on [C7]his ukulele, uh huh
Hear him play!
This old man, he plays four
He play four on [C7]his guitar, oh yes (knick knack pattywack)
Yes-yes, uh-huh (give a dog a bone, knick knack pattywack, give a dog a bone)
He plays four on [C7]his guitar, uh-huh
He play four on [C7]his guitar, oh yes (knick knack pattywack)
Yes-yes, uh-huh (give a dog a bone, knick knack pattywack, give a dog a bone)
He plays four on [C7]his guitar, uh-huh
This old man, he plays five
He plays five with his friend Clive, oh yes
Yes, yes, uh-huh
He plays five with his friend Clive, uh-huh
Take it, Clive!
He plays five with his friend Clive, oh yes
Yes, yes, uh-huh
He plays five with his friend Clive, uh-huh
Take it, Clive!
Knick knack! Paddywack!
Knick knack! Paddywack!
Knick knack! Paddywack!
