This Is Not A Christmas Song

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

The Christmas tree's on fire
Santa’s holding the lighter
My parents are both liars
I got gifts but want subscribers
Thanks for [Dm7]the candy basket
Oh god another jacket
My stockings filled with acid
Am I dreaming what just happened?

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

My neighbors compete to [C7]see who can
Put up more blinding lights
The kids all [Em]wish away the month
Cause they want presents in sight
This year had, me so mad
I’ve been bad, got [Fm7]coal that
Is sitting under my [A]tɾee I think
That my [A]Christmas has died

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song

When I was [Am7]just a boy
Christmas brought so much joy
Couldn’t wait for [Dm7]the presents and [Bm]laughter
I couldn’t sleep late at night
Lookin' for [Dm7]Santa with lights
Those are memories I still ɾemembеr
Then I became a man lost sight of who I am
But ɾight in front of mе was [Am7]the answer
Cause on [C7]Christmas I feel joy
And I turn back to [C7]a boy
The answer is to [C7]stay young forever

This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song
This is not a Christmas
This is not a Christmas song