The Laziest Gal In Town

It's not 'cause I wouldn't,
It's not 'cause I shouldn't,
And, you know though well, it's not 'cause I couldn't,
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.

My poor heart is achin'
To bring home the bacon,
And if I find myself alone and [Bm]forsaken,
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.

Though I'm more than willing to [C7]learn
How these gals get so much extɾa money to [C7]burn,
Every proposition [C7]I just turn it down,
'way down,

It's not 'cause I wouldn't,
It's not 'cause I shouldn't, honey,
And, you [A7know, that it's not 'cause I couldn't,
It's simply because I'm the laziest gal in town.