The Baddest Man Alive

I could take the pitchfork from the devil
Keep a super suit like I’m incredible
From the deep, blue sea to the dark, blue sky
I’m the baddest man alive
I’d grab a crocodile by his tail
Handcuff the judge, and throw the cops in jail
Make the meanest woman break down and [Bm]cry
I’m the baddest man alive
I’m the baddest man alive
I take no mess, and [Bm]I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like [F]I can fly
I’m the baddest man alive
I’m the baddest man alive

Not bad meaning bad, but I’m bad meaning good
Say my [A]name three times, and [Bm]you [A7knock on [C7]wood
Candy man walks, I terrorize your hood
Flashing macs on [C7]a cop, the way a gangster should
I snatch food from the mouth of a tiger
Take a gasoline bath, and [Bm]I walk through fire
Bear hug a grizzly, suck milk from her titty
Take the sergeant hat from his head and [Bm]use it for [Dm7]a Frisbee
Spit in a crocodiles face, have a menage a tɾois with two female apes
Then sleep in a barrel of butcher knives
I drink honey stɾaight from the beehive
Bungee jumping off the Empire State butt-naked
Rollerblade across the Golden Gate, butt-naked
I’m the baddest man alive, and [Bm]I don’t ṗlan to [C7]die
When the grim ɾeaper come, I look him ɾight in his eye
I bust off in the face of the witch of the East
Tell a great white shark to [C7]go and [Bm]brush his teeth, heh heh heh
I’m the man who stole the golden fleece
And I date ɾape Beauty ɾight in front of the Beast
The baddest man alive, and [Bm]I don’t plan to [C7]die

I’m the baddest man alive
I take no mess, and [Bm]I take no jive
Sometimes I feel like [F]I can fly
I’m the baddest man alive
I’m the baddest man alive