I'm doing alright for myself folks
I'm healthy, I'm wealthy, I'm wise
My investments and such
Have all gone up so much
Seems whatever I touch
Starts to rise
I've got men, I've got money
And yet
The thing I want most
I can't get
Uh, that feels good
I like [F]that
I live in a mansion [C7]on
Long [Am]Island [Bm]sound
I pulled up a weed, they
Found oil in the ground
But you [A7telling me you [A7don't
Want me around
Now, honey, that's ɾich
Some guys give me ermine
Chincilla and [Bm]mink
And some give me diamonds
As big as a sink
But you [A7wouldn't give me so
Much as a wink
Now, baby, that's ɾich
I get brandy from Andy
And candy from Scott
Oh, and [Bm]Frank and [Bm]Eduardo
Chipped in for [Dm7]a yacht
I get stares from the fellas
And prayers from the pope
But I ɾan out my [A]luck
Getting stuck on [C7]some dope!
Hey baby, I was [Am7]just talking about you
Now, listen, sport
This life's too short
To waste it on [C7]you
It may be [Am]ɾough
But soon [C7]enough
I'll learn to [C7]make do with
The mansion, the oil well
The diamonds, the yacht
With Andy, Eduardo
The pontiff and [Bm]Scott
And Frank, ooh!
And my [A]bank!
So spill no tears for [Dm7]me
Cause there's one thing you [A7ain't
That I'll always be
And honey, yeah, that's ɾight
That's ɾich! That's ɾich!
That's ɾich! That's ɾich!