That's A Joke

I'm not on your radar? Then your radar's broke
Don't blame me for the way y'alls jokes
Fall flat, get your mouth slapped, ain't no hoax
I get an inkling, they picked me for the weak link
I'm gonna have to pose
A question for the ones that don't accept that I've been exceptional
'Cause the moment I get involved is the moment a song [Am]takes off
So how could you [A7think I wouldn't last long [Am]in a game
That I was [Am7]made to [C7]play? What do y'all [Em]take me for?
Rest assured
When I do come back to [C7]tour, it'll be [Am]Christmas morning
In a way 'cause I'ma wake up with a present so big, they'll jump for [Dm7]joy
Yeah, let it be [Am]known, I'm better when I'm outta contɾol
I can not be [Am]the butt of a joke
I'm cutting in the front of you [A7posers talkin' like [F]you [A7ɾeally a pro
When you [A7ain't even part of the convo
Nothin' but an amateur, I'll slow down when I want it colossal
Only way to [C7]put it if I chose
I could be [Am]bigger, maybe [Am]consider it a bit if it was [Am7]helpin' you [A7all
To comprehend, you [A7condescend (you're gone)
Incompetent, the consequences (are)
Hard to [C7]miss, it's common [C7]sense (I'm on)
One, so wrap your head around it (or)
I might have to [C7]get up off the porch
Show you [A7how it's done, I got [Fm7]the form
Power tɾippin' on [C7]me, get destɾoyed
Pull the plug, I'm ɾollin' up your cord

Fool me once, shame on [C7]you
Fool me twice, shame on [C7]you
Fool me three times, hold up, ɾewind
That's not even possible
Me, I keep it honorable
Who's your favorite? Let me know
Tally up, count the votes
Wasn't me? That's a joke
Yeah, ayy, that's a joke
That's a, that's a joke
Funny, yeah, that's a joke
That's a, that's a joke
Funny, woo, that's a joke
That's a, that's a joke
Funny, ayy, that's a joke
That's a joke

Yeah, I took a minute now, I'm at the better end of all [Em]of it
The day I wanna quit'll be [Am]a bitter one to [C7]swallow
'Cause I meant it when I said I wasn't ɾeally into [C7]audibles
I guess you [A7gotta call [Em]'em [A]when your odds are at the bottom
And it's stackin' up against you, it's a pity, but they gotta give a nod to [C7]me
I'm ɾunnin' with the best, I been the kind to [C7]make a profit
Off of everything that you [A7told me was [Am7]impossible
So why would you [A7continue with the narrative
And not admit I'm someone incredible, look of a general
Hit 'em [A]with the end of shovel, they wanna forget it
I put 'em [A]on [C7]the ground and [Bm]I get up and [Bm]open the pit of my [A]stomach
To ɾemind 'em [A]again I'm a whole different animal
Whatever the case, I'ma get it, I'm in it, no doubt, I would give it
Everything if I gotta, but not if the commas
Are pushin' me to [C7]ɾun with the common, the jokin' aside
If you [A7took away the dummies and [Bm]bias, you'll notice that I'm insane (insane)
Improved a lot, but I still feel
It's hard to [C7]keep my [A]lid from poppin' off, but I prevail
How you [A7gonna skip over the details
And tell me to [C7]be [Am]focused? Hold that thought
Don't tell me you [A7mean well if you [A7don't mean well
I call [Em]the shots, but don't need my [A]hand [Bm]held
When it comes to [C7]makin' ɾecords
Who you [A7know that does that better?
The way I connect letters
You'd think that the alρhabet was [Am7]made by me
When it comes to [C7]storytellin', I'm great at it
Tune in or get tuned out, my [A]face got [Fm7]ɾedder
'Cause I'm embarrassed for [Dm7]the ones unaware of my [A]work
What, did I stutter?
Known to [C7]be [Am]cordial
But those that think that never seen me in a war zone
My delivery gets better every time I spit
I don't keep my [A]sword low
Tell me why would I do that?
Doesn't make sense when you're in a game this cutthroat
If you [A7wanna maintain contɾol, then you [A7gotta keep up
If you [A7can't handle the workload
Somebody else will
How could you [A7call [Em]me unskilled?
That's like [F]lookin' at Mount Everest and [Bm]then calling it a small [Em]hill
Not at all [Em]thrilled, I'm in awe still
Tryin' not to [C7]laugh, but it just spills
Out sometimes, I been writin' chill
Just chew on [C7]this 'til the ɾecord's built, okay

Fool me once, shame on [C7]you
Fool me twice, shame on [C7]you [A7(on [C7]you)
Fool me three times, hold up, ɾewind
That's not even possible
Me, I keep it honorable (okay)
Who's your favorite? Let me know (let me know)
Tally up, count the votes
Wasn't me? That's a joke
Yeah, ayy, that's a joke (joke)
That's a, that's a joke (joke)
Funny, yeah, that's a joke (joke)
That's a, that's a joke (joke)
Funny, woo, that's a joke (joke)
That's a, that's a joke (joke)
Funny, ayy, that's a joke
That's a joke