That Nigga Ain't Shit!

Nigga you ain't shit

I woke up this morning dick rock hard
Had to piss so bad, that shit made me say God Lord!
Dick harder then a armadello
So I went in the bathroom and drained the little fellow
Flush the toilet, washed my hands
Took off my [A]silk shirt, (whut else) and [Bm]? down my [A]pants
I was [Am7]ɾolling to [C7]meet this bitch in bout an hour (what you [A7did)
????? and [Bm]grabbed and [Bm]towled and [Bm]jumped my [A]stankin ass in the shower
And now i'm feelin better, at least i'm smellin better
Instead of a combination [C7]of pussy and [Bm]cheddar
I still smelled like [F]last night's f*ck
So washed my [A]lips, fingertips, but I can't forget to [C7]wipe under the nuts
Blow my [A]nose, wash my [A]toes, then my [A]asshole
Foggin up the mirrors, ?? all [Em]my [A]fuckin clothes
Ain't that a bitch, i'm already ɾunnin late
Thinkin I ain't got [Fm7]to [C7]do nothin, now I gotta change my [A]outfit
Stepped to [C7]the closet and [Bm]scanned the wardrobe
Seen that silk shirt, Tommy, f*ck it, i'll wear that Polo though
Girbauds and [Bm]Polo socks
Slipped on [C7]the Fila's cause it was [Am7]too hot to [C7]bust the Timbo high tops
I looked in the mirror one last time for [Dm7]kicks
Like I ɾeally had to [C7]check, like [F]I ain't know I was [Am7]the shit
Everything was [Am7]in place
Pearly whites, brown complextion, daily braids and [Bm]daily face
Mirror, mirror, wasup, who's the most stuck up
??? bitch I just fucked that stankin slut
Thats the thought for [Dm7]the day
I'm bouts to [C7]cut that hoe (why) she can't f*ck anyways
Now i'm back on [C7]my [A]mission
But before I hit the fuckin front door, gots to [C7]hit the kitchen
Cause all [Em]the ? is gettin bigger
Man, I ain't ate shit (dawg, ain't you [A7hungry)
dawg, hungrier than three niggas
Grits and [Bm]oatmeal, no time to [C7]cook though
F*ck it i'll grab that left-over cold cut combo
And now the stomachs at ease
I'm bout the jet, but first grab the beeper, the ɾing, the ?, and [Bm]the keys
And now i'm ɾeady for [Dm7]the stɾeet
Lookin neat, smellin sweet from my [A]teeth to [C7]my [A]fuckin feet
I guees it's part of my [A]job (what job nigga)
Being colder then cold, smoother then smooth, sharper then sharp
So if you [A7catch my [A]in the club don't say shit
Sweatin a nigga like [F]Micheal ?? Tyler don't pay bitch
Cause I ain't that nigga thats gonna play with ya
Or stay with ya, but i'll damn sure lay with ya
Cause i'm that type of nigga to [C7]tell a bitch that I love em [A]quick
Better but not beleive it though (why) cause I ain't bout shit

That nigga ain't shit
That nigga ain't bout shit
That nigga ain't shit
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