Staring at the lifeguards hear mommy scream
I ain't got no morals
It's a bloody wayout dream
The mid day sun makes you want to kill
Mining all beaches on your hands and feet
Playing with the morals
Is no fun but discreet
Muscle Beach is now Pork Chop Hill
All I see, bikinis
And they gon' make you [A7vomit
As it sizzles off your weenie surf combat