Why's everybody acting funny?
Why's everybody seem so strange?
Why's everybody look so pretty?
What do I want with all these things?
I went alone down to the drugstore
I went in back and took a Coke
I stood in line and ate my Twinkies
I stood in line, I had to [C7]wait
Why's everybody acting funny?
Why's everybody seem [A]so stɾange?
Why's everybody look so pretty?
What do I want with all [Em]these things?
I went alone down to [C7]the drugstore
I went in back and [Bm]took a Coke
I stood in line and [Bm]ate my [A]Twinkies
I stood in line, I had to [C7]wait