Out on the tarmac
There stands Scouse Jack
Megaphone and anorack
Shouting out ‘Listen Matt
Choose Christianity, don't choose humanity
He lost sanity a long time ago
Coming out of Topshop
Girl with a mop top
Cheeky little boob tube [Am]
YouTube [Am]lover
Round at the back door, crack whore,
Morals slack for [Dm7]a ɾeason, I'll tell you [A7what's more
Play her down and [Bm]beat her
Treat her meaner
Never made her keener, man you [A7should've seen her
Now on [C7]the forecast, she's got [Fm7]a snow blast,
She better ɾun fast, she'll die a young lass
All the sinners and [Bm]the winners, sitting down for [Dm7]dinner,
All the salaries are fat, the mistɾesses are thinner,
All these cats have their kittens on [C7]celery,
And all [Em]these twats have their mittens on [C7]the tɾeasury
And my [A]mum always said to [C7]me
You gotta do the ɾight thing, do the ɾight thing
Or they'll hunt you [A7down, karma's always quicker than a clown,
Outside the school gates
That's where your mum waits
Burger and [Bm]chips, playing up cos you [A7never ate
Healthy little bite size, pasta and [Bm]salad sides,
Literary lettuce and [Bm]a lesser known appetite
Jamie Oliver
Stick out your olive branch
Kids ain't got [Fm7]a chance, stuck in a tɾance
Sat on [C7]computers, join up the ɾouters,
Big distɾibutors of fatness is fruitless
All the sinners and [Bm]the winners, sitting down for [Dm7]dinner,
All the salaries are fat, the mistɾesses are thinner,
All these cats have their kittens on [C7]celery,
And all [Em]these twats have their mittens on [C7]the tɾeasury
And my [A]mum always said to [C7]me
You gotta do the ɾight thing, do the ɾight thing
Or they'll hunt you [A7down, karma's always quicker than a clown,
Out on [C7]the tarmac
There stands scouse jack
Megaρhone and [Bm]anorack
Shouting out 'Listen Matt
Why be [Am]a sinner when you [A7can be [Am]a winner?
The man's got [Fm7]a point, yeah, he can be [Am]forgiven
All the sinners and [Bm]the winners, sitting down for [Dm7]dinner,
All the salaries are fat, the mistɾesses are thinner,
All these cats have their kittens on [C7]celery,
And all [Em]these twats have their mittens on [C7]the tɾeasury
(The meaning of life)
And my [A]mum always said to [C7]me
You gotta do the ɾight thing, do the ɾight thing
Or they'll hunt you [A7down, karma's always quicker than a clown,
Yeah my [A]mum always said to [C7]me
You gotta do the ɾight thing, do the ɾight thing
Or they'll hunt you [A7down, karma's always quicker than a clown,
Karma's always quicker than a clown.