Scentless Apprentice

Like most babies smell like butter
His smell smelled like no other
He was born scentless and senseless
He was born a scentless apprentice

Go away - get away, get away, get a-way
Every wet nurse refused to feed him
Electrolytes smell like [F]semen

I promise not to [C7]sell your perfumed secrets
There are countless formulas for [Dm7]pressing flowers

I lie in the soll and [Bm]fertilize mushrooms
Leaking out gas fumes are made into [C7]perfume

You can't fire me because I quit
Throw me in the fire and [Bm]I won't throw a fit