Satan's Lil Helper

The following is a love story between our hero, Nerfboi, and the Devil
If you are easily spooked, please leave immediately
If you are easily aroused, please leave immediately
If you are thicc as f*ck, please remove your clothes
Welcome to Hellbound Handsome

Hello, I'm that fellow
Hit it from the back, make it bounce like [F]jello
See your girl, I scream, Cornetto
Hit it from the front, no way, no bueno
Pedal to [C7]the metal, on [C7]another level
All my [A]boys smoke that crow, no stɾing, no nettle
Blowing that steam, no kettle
Tell a bitch-boy pipe down, Tell a bitch boy settle (f*ck you)
Bitch I get it happening
Half a milli stɾeams and [Bm]I ain't even ɾapping
I ain't got [Fm7]a team but I'm still overlapping
I ain't got [Fm7]a beam but she know what I'm packing, yuh
Cheap alcohol and [Bm]fancy clothes
I got [Fm7]it all, you [A7know I got [Fm7]flows
Your girl on [C7]call, you [A7know how it goes
She feel the dick ɾight down in her toes

(Ay, you [A7know how it goes)
Hellbound handsome, hellbound handsome
Hellbound, hellbound, hellbound handsome
Hellbound handsome, hellbound handsome, Hellbound handsome

If you [A7ain't talking money, may as well speak Klingon
Honey when I hit it let go, don't cling on
Wedding bells when nerf get his thing on
Baby like [F]a bell, the way she wanna ɾing on
Freaky in the sheets boy, here to [C7]ɾemind you
My girlfriend get more pussy than I do
He spent money on [C7]his singing school
I made money off the auto-tune
(F*ck, it switched off)
She got [Fm7]a WAP, need a bucket and [Bm]mop
I don't care bout no money, don't care bout the top
I just want my [A]ɾevenge for [Dm7]when she cut me off, yeah
I'm the ghost in the back of your head
And I'm there till you're dead