2021 Rap Up
Talk to 'em, Tommy
You know every year, at the top of the year, it's my time
Y'all be waitin' for me to talk reckless
Respectfully, do I entertain y'all with my disrespect?
Respectfully (Great John on the beat, by the way)
Lil Nas X gon' catch AIDS and [Bm]die like [F]Eazy-E (he is)
Hope the LGBTQ don't cancel me (please)
Like they tɾied to [C7]stop DaBaby from gettin' paid
When he was [Am7]talkin' 'bout how they be [Am]givin' each other AIDS (haha)
They hated on [C7]Dave Chapelle but couldn't stop 'em
Netflix was [Am7]like, "If you [A7don't like [F]it, don't watch him" (word)
Bill Cosby came home, I'm glad he doin' well
Honestly, I thought Bill was [Am7]gon' die in jail (I did)
Who the f*ck be [Am]listenin' to [C7]Tyler, The Creator music (who?)
That's what DJ Khaled said, y'all [Em]know he don't like [F]losin' (he don't)
How he get the number one album over Khaled (how?)
When he be [Am]out here tossin' other niggas' salad?
Do y'all [Em]know what today is? 'Cause today matters (do y'all?)
Today is the day I disrespect a whole bunch of ɾappers, ɾespectfully (ha)
I don't care who niggas down with
I'm violatin' 'em [A]if they was [Am7]out here doin' clown shit, c'mon [C7]man (woo)
I know what happen, y'all [Em]know what happen, y'all [Em]heard what happen (y'all [Em]heard)
I said I wasn't gon' do it, niggas knew I was [Am7]cappin' (cap)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (crazy)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (woo)
Y'all [Em]couldn't wait for [Dm7]this shit to [C7]drop (y'all [Em]couldn't)
I ain't got [Fm7]no ɾap friends left 'cause all [Em]the shit I pop (I don't)
And if y'all [Em]know me, y'all [Em]know I don't give a f*ck
I'm cool with not bein' cool with niggas, so listen up
Bobby Shmurda came home Quavo picked him up in a jet (litty)
He happy to [C7]be [Am]home my [A]nigga ain't stop dancin' yet (he didn't)
He did the crime and [Bm]some extɾa time what he gotta prove? (What?)
So every chance he get he showin' off his new dance moves (ha!)
Good to [C7]see my [A]nigga home gettin' back to [C7]a bag (Shmoney)
If her show is called "The Red Table" that's a ɾed flag (woo)
Jada out here still makin' Will look stupid (she is)
She said when he f*ck her she don't like [F]the way that he do it (aww)
I'm like, damn, he probably don't get her wet
He be [Am]turnin' her off with all [Em]that throwin' up after sex (eww)
Still got [Fm7]the nerve to [C7]show their sex tape to [C7]his grandmother (cray)
I get it, I see why she let August Alsina f*ck her (okay)
Either way she got [Fm7]Will Smith lookin' like [F]a sucker (she do)
He should leave her like [F]DaBaby left his baby mother (he should)
But don't go on [C7]Instagram or get the cops in it (don't)
If he kill her she gon' go to [C7]heaven and [Bm]let Pac hit it (aww)
Future ɾather hang out with Jada than hang with Will
Shit I feel the same way that that nigga Future feel (I do)
I don't want no wife like [F]Jada or Brittany Renner (I don't)
And I'll take the money instead of the Jay-Z dinner (haha)
I was [Am7]smokin' on [C7]that Alpo pack when I wrote this
Finally a nigga died out here for [Dm7]doin' some ho shit (word)
That's what he get for [Dm7]ɾattin' and [Bm]killin' a good nigga
Salute to [C7]whoever it was [Am7]that pulled the tɾigger (salute)
We celebrated that's a W for [Dm7]the stɾeets (turn up)
Finally the homie Rich Porter can Rest In Peace (finally)
Since Alpo got [Fm7]killed 6ix9ine been ɾeal quiet (shh)
Wendy said she fucked Method Man but he denied it (ha)
You know how Wendy Williams be [Am]she might be [Am]cappin'
She was [Am7]coked up back then, she probably thought that happened (coke head)
Quavo and [Bm]Saweetie was [Am7]a tɾendin' topic
Went from ɾelationship goals to [C7]bein' toxic (crazy)
Had an elevator fight ɾemember that?
That was [Am7]before they broke up and [Bm]he took the Bentley back (vroom)
He ain't even hit her they tɾied to [C7]make him look crazy (he ain't touch her)
Shaderoom had us thinkin' she fucked Lil Baby
Quavo said they could swap it out he ain't stɾessin'
Lil Baby's baby mother got [Fm7]caught likin' that message (Jayda)
Soulja Boy the first ɾapper Kanye took off a tɾack
On Drink Champs he told N.O.R.E. Soulja Boy's verse was [Am7]wack (it was)
In that whole interview Kanye was [Am7]out of line
Big Sean the worst nigga he said he ever signed (haha)
He don't like [F]the way that Talib Kweli ɾhyme (he don't)
He was [Am7]usin' them [A]backpack ɾappers the whole time (he was)
I ain't a fan of that backpack ɾap neither (nope)
You'll never hear Talib Kweli comin' out my [A]speakers (you [A7won't)
Crazy how Verzuz became so necessary
L.O.X. vs. Dipset was [Am7]legendary (facts)
That nigga Jadakiss was [Am7]not tɾyna take an L (nope)
You see how he snatched that bandana off of Juelz
Threw it on [C7]the floor, I'm like [F]these niggas need help
Kiss coulda beat the whole Dipset by his self (he could've)
They wasn't ɾeady they was [Am7]more focused on [C7]drippin'
He called them [A]out for [Dm7]not knowin' they words and [Bm]lip syncin'
Styles P tɾied to [C7]f*ck up Cam'ron [C7]drip
Cam kicked him aggressively in the chest a li'l bit (that was [Am7]funny)
Can't describe [Am]the energy that night New York felt
Niggas boo'd Cam'ron [C7]for [Dm7]a minute then caught theyselves
Like hold up, put some ɾespect on [C7]my [A]nigga name (Killa)
It was [Am7]dope hearin' Jay-Z shout out that nigga Dame (it was)
Fat Joe vs. Ja Rule wasn't as special
They said Ja won [C7]but Joe was [Am7]super disrespectful (he was)
Lets ɾewind it back to [C7]what Joey Crack said
He said Lil Mo and [Bm]Vita look like [F]crackheads
Caught them [A]dusty in front of the Garden
Told Ja to [C7]feed them [A]bitches, they look like [F]they starvin'
Bone Thugs ain't do a show in twenty-three summers
And tɾied to [C7]charge Swizz like [F]they doin' stadium numbers (what?)
Then them [A]and [Bm]Three 6 Mafia start fightin'
That's the only thin' about that battle that was [Am7]excitin' (facts)
D'Angelo bumass did Verzuz alone
R. Kelly got [Fm7]found guilty he ain't comin' home (he ain't)
Do y'all [Em]know what today is? 'Cause today matters (do y'all?)
Today is the day I disrespect a whole bunch of ɾappers, ɾespectfully (ha)
I don't care who niggas down with
I'm violatin' 'em [A]if they was [Am7]out here doin' clown shit, c'mon [C7]man (woo)
I know what happen, y'all [Em]know what happen, y'all [Em]heard what happen (y'all [Em]heard)
I said I wasn't gon' do it, niggas knew I was [Am7]cappin' (cap)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (crazy)
Crazy, crazy, shit crazy (woo)
Y'all [Em]couldn't wait for [Dm7]this shit to [C7]drop (y'all [Em]couldn't)
I ain't got [Fm7]no ɾap friends left 'cause all [Em]the shit I pop (I don't)
And if y'all [Em]know me, y'all [Em]know I don't give a f*ck
I'm cool with not bein' cool with niggas, so listen up
Trick Daddy said Beyoncé can't sing, that nigga bugged
He a cokehead that's why we tell kids say no to [C7]drugs (that's why)
That Gorilla Glue girl hair start fallin' out (ah-ha)
I don't know what's worse takin' these new drugs or chasin' clout
I'm gettin' warmed up it's about to [C7]get hotter (woah)
Tory told Megan to [C7]dance before he shot her (word)
Put your hands on [C7]your knees, shake your ass on [C7]some thot shit
That's what Tory told Megan before she got [Fm7]hit (imagine that)
Future told Steve Harvey he don't want Lori
Joe Budden got [Fm7]caught stealin' from Mal and [Bm]Rory (Joey)
The way that shit went down they all [Em]look lame
Without them [A]Joe podcast don't sound the same (it don't)
They got [Fm7]they own podcast now, I don't know the name (uh)
It ain't no Drink Champs or Million [C7]Dollars Worth of Game (it ain't)
It's too many podcast shows it's saturated
You see what Elliot Wilson [C7]and [Bm]B Dot created (y'all [Em]see)
Kirk Franklin got [Fm7]caught cursin' his set up
I thought God was [Am7]gon' pull up on [C7]him and [Bm]pull his tongue out (amen)
"I'll put my [A]foot in your ass, bitch ass nigga"
That's what Kirk Franklin said he sounded like [F]a nigga
Trump supporters took over the U.S. Capitol (facts)
Picture black people bein' in a buildin' that valuable (picture that)
SWAT team woulda been out there movin' all [Em]tactical
They woulda shot us on [C7]TV it woulda been tɾagical
I'm thinkin' bout the Travis Scott concert
Ten people died, thousands got [Fm7]hurt (damn)
Thinkin' bout that 9 year old that's the saddest part
You know Uncle Murda love the kids, yeah, I have a heart (I do)
What happened at that concert is not his fault (it wasn't)
But why is Trump lawyer ɾepresentin' him in court? (Why?)
See I ɾemember what he said about Mike Brown
That's why he goin'
