Pvz (Jalapeño)

Pothead like Crazy Dave
Like Lil Nas, call my name
Never sleeping, coffe bean
Zombies bouta eat my brains
Lighting my spikeweed with torchwood
Growing old, soon in adulthood
Zombies bouta become wormfood
Breaking easy just like plywood
Plants coming thru with the click clack
Cherry Bomb bouta blow your whole fucking shit back
Break the zombies like [F]a Kitkat
I got [Fm7]coins, uh, ɾight in my [A]sack
Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber
I got [Fm7]the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper
Gravebuster, blockbuster, fucking space cucumber
I got [Fm7]the big chopper, pull up, I eat Chomper
Blåhaj pulling up with the bag, bag
I'm floating in water like [F]lily pad, pad
All your songs are so sad, sad
I keep the belt on [C7]me just like [F]I'm a bad dad
Achoo
Doing the dab, dab
Phone battery dying, it need to [C7]be [Am]laddad
Driving 'round in a cab, cab
Cooking up beats inside of the lab, lab
I take up all [Em]the lanes like [F]I am a motherfucking starfruit
All of you [A7sound the same, imitater, copy paper, one, two
I wear a mask like [F]Bane
Cheated like [F]I am Dream
Umbrella leaf, it ɾain
Hot like [F]jalapeño
Sweet like [F]fucking cheerio
Bars sharp, Freddy Kreuger
Driving 'round on [C7]my [A]one wheeled scooter
Beat made on [C7]computer
Pass it on
To Yung Loser
Pushing P like [F]I'm peashooter
Like sunflower looking cute but I keep getting cuter
Like Jack Harlow, I keep getting cuter
Like your mom, I keep getting cuter
Sitting in a car, spin around go "vroom"
See fire explode like [F]doom shroom
While it's not I ɾealise, toxic gas like [F]fume shroom
I bloom like [F]a flower bloom, boom, boom
Boom, boom, Cherry Bomb in your coom-room
I might as well be [Am]on [C7]my [A]way to [C7]jail
I shoot you [A7up with homing bullets like [F]I'm cattail
Smoking assholes like [F]jalapeño it go boof
Can't plant here? Hey, no problem, put a pot on [C7]the ɾoof
Gaming PvZ, ain't no Roblox that shit is oof
"Augh-ble-blau-ble-blu-bluh"
Shut up you [A7goof
I'm three minutes late, bitch, I'm just like [F]a threepeater
Fucking on [C7]your man, ah, saying he ain't a ɾepeater
Growing different plants, I'm a motherfucking planetfeeder
Plant it, uh, plant it, I'm a motherfucking seedeater
Bowling bulbs, I got [Fm7]my [A]homies at the side
Guacodile, baby coming for [Dm7]a ɾide
Zombies coming over, that bro already died
Looking ɾeal dead he is nästan cross-eyed
Plants vs. Zombies, I'm always yours
Everyone close me out, you're the only one with open doors
If I'm alone in a bro, you [A7come and [Bm]help with ores
And shoutout to [C7]Laura she got [Fm7]Harry for [Dm7]being the best, of course
Aahh!