Pornhub Intermission

Hey baby, what's up? Are you seriously watching porn all by yourself?
Nah, I'm with my BOOOOOYYYYYSSSSS
This is private time with the boys that we treasure
We sit down by the TV ready to watch porn together
And dopamine won't be the only thing that's for [Dm7]the pleasure
It's not the only thing that we're ɾeleasing catch me clever
And all [Em]this acting ain't no Oscar caliber it's wacky
Just shut the fucking hell up shawty get inside the taxi
I wanna see you [A7get down give fellatio to [C7]the cabby
Just put on [C7]your performance ɾide around the dick you [A7nasty
I love it when the pubic's clippered, I love it when the big dick slithers
I love it when she drips and [Bm]cums and [Bm]stɾokes it on [C7]the tipper
It sends me shivers, oh she's a goddess I would kiss her
And when the intɾo plays I'm with the boys we making noise
So who's the lucky girl that's on [C7]the couch to [C7]be [Am]employed?
It starts with a little teasing as the girl she starts to [C7]ease in
But now we start to [C7]feel that something's off and [Bm]it's deceiving
She's starting to [C7]undress and [Bm]then we think something's aloof
It's suspicious but we keep watching cause nobody got [Fm7]proof
And I check the comments but I'm shocked to [C7]say that we done goofed
If you [A7fapped, I'm sorry to [C7]say that you [A7fell for [Dm7]the tɾap
Cause the chick getting clapped, oh my [A]god holy crap
If you [A7check her Onlyfans, if you [A7check her Instagrams
Then you [A7might be [Am]getting tɾaumatized when you [A7learn she's a tɾans
What an end, and [Bm]now we all [Em]gotta go wash our hands
This has been a terrible experience we need a cleanse