Our disease, our disease
Our disease, our disease
Our disease, our disease
Is scurvy, scurvy, scurvy
Scu, scurvy
Which is a lack of vitamin C disease
That occurs when your body gets no citrus
It killed a bunch of old-timey sailors, argh
Complications caused my [A]scurvy may affect
Your teeth
Your skin
Your teeth
Your blood cells
Teeth
And bones
Among [Am]others
Scurvy can be [Am]difficult to [C7]diagnose
Because its symptoms often those of
Other ailments
The most distinctive sign of scurvy is
A ɾeally bad case of
Gum disease
Which occurs in many
But not all [Em]cases
Of scurvy
Scurvy
Scurvy
Scu
Scurvy
Our disease, our disease
Our disease, our disease
Our disease, our disease
Is fasciolosis
Fasciolosis
Which is a condition [C7]caused by an infection
From a parasitic flatworm
It's a microscopic foe
It's a tiny little bug
Found in watercress, my [A]friends
That's a slightly bitter green
Which my [A]father ɾeally loved
A watercress fanatic
He ate it by the bushel
Oh, our disease will make your tummy [A]burn like [F]lava
Also, my [A]father had diarrhea
Delia told me all [Em]about his diarrhea
They laugh
Daddy was [Am7]in pain
Agonizing pain
His hiney wasn't well
Itchy and [Bm]unwell
People need to [C7]know
What could be [Am]squirming inside their food
So our disease is fasciolosis
Fasciolosis
And now we'll take that A
Our disease, our disease
Our disease, our disease
Is my [A]disease
My disease
Which is an incredibly ɾare
Genetic disorder
In which several signs of aging
Are manifested at a very early age
Some symptoms may include
Uh-oh
Wrinkled skin, stiff joints, hip dislocation
Wah-wah
Atherosclerosis
This was [Am7]a-
Molecular degeneration
-terrible idea!
Hypertension
Look at how they're looking at me
Presbycusis
Like I'm a slide, I'm a chart
I'm a freak on [C7]display
Cardiac issues
Exhibit A
And general failure to
Well, what about exhibit B?
You wanna know what I see?
Your disease is a bad case of adolescence
Accompanied by anxiety
Peer pressure
Bruised egos
And an over-concern about a science grade
About football [Em]games
About who's getting laid
Who's got [Fm7]a zit
Who's doing what
Who gives a shit?!
Your disease is a tough one, that's for [Dm7]sure
Getting older is my [A]affliction
Getting older is your cure
Getting older is your cure
But for [Dm7]me, there is no cure
Few people with my [A]disease
Live longer than sixteen years
And-
I just turned sixteen!
So happy birthday!
My disease!
Oh my, my, my, oh, my [A]disease!
An incredibly ɾare genetic-
Hotcha!
Disorder!
Pew!
