I told my baby
She didn't deserve it
I don't know why she's stayed with me for so long
It was her birthday
I was working
But she told me you're here now, life goes on
I came here expecting a drama, baby
But this wouldn't fill a daytime slot
I hope they never make a movie about us
Cause they'd be [Am]hard-pressed for [Dm7]a plot
I wrecked the Hyundai
Early on [C7]a Sunday
That parked car came out of nowhere I swear
She was [Am7]out past curfew
Her parents had a short fuse
I blamed myself but still she didn't care
I came here expecting a drama, baby
But this wouldn't fill a daytime slot
I hope they never make a movie about us
Cause they'd be [Am]hard-pressed for [Dm7]a plot
Movie boring
People snoring
Blood stains and [Bm]brass knuckles
On the theater flooring
And it would be [Am]all [Em]our fault
I came here expecting a drama, baby
But this wouldn't fill a daytime slot
I hope they never make a movie about us
Cause they'd be [Am]hard-pressed for [Dm7]a plot