Mitosis Vs Agario Rap Battle

Ladies and germs pull out your microscopes
You're gonna wanna look closely on this one

I've been working up the food chain
Haven't got a problem
Sorry Agario, I just put you at the bottom
The rhymes I spit are like viruses
When Mitosis arrives, it's time to [C7] split
This is my [A] petɾi dish, I'm the apex predator
You'll never get on [C7] my [A] level
Measure my [A] diameter
Your ɾeign ends now, let me get my [A] fill
If you [A7] wanna swallow me
You gotta swallow my [A] guild

You're just merely a mold
Barely considered a fungus
I'm a barbarian with the area I encompass
I'm massive
Keep growing till the bowl spills out
I'm not scared of your team
I'll take your whole guild out
Carbon [C7] copy ρhony, Mitosis is bogus
When I see you, I'm splitting you [A7] in half
Call [Em] me Moses
Compared to [C7] me you're overblown
You dare to [C7] eat these chromosomes?
I'm Papa Parasite! Title will
Never be [Am] overthrown

You call [Em] it evolution [C7] we call [Em] it warfare
Let's start a ɾevolution
You're in the crosshairs
You call [Em] it evolution [C7] this is our day job
We started from the bottom
But we're on [C7] our way up

As far as single-celled organisms go
Clearly I'm the one who
Got the best chromosomes
Check out my [A] cell membrane, customized
It's like [F] a microscopic edition
Of Pimp My Ride
I'm a hazardous material, don't come near
I'm toxic
Whenever I drop a bomb it'll be [Am] atomic
I walk on [C7] the scene with
The breadth of a whale
Because I'm a big deal on [C7] the molecular scale

You're smaller than a quark
Tiny as an isotope i can bulk out and [Bm] bubble
Up through the microscope
Battle is absurd, you [A7] get smashed to [C7] plasma
Despite what you've heard, dude
Size does matter you [A7] need mini-games
I'm the best at one thing
Looks like [F] somebody's over-compensating
For something
Jealous of pellets I've collected, accept it
Now go and [Bm] ask your buddies
If your scars look infected

You call [Em] it evolution [C7] we call [Em] it warfare
Let's start a ɾevolution
You're in the crosshairs
You call [Em] it evolution [C7] this is our day job
We started from the bottom
But we're on [C7] our way up