Mickey Mouse Traphouse

Who's the most famous rapper in the history of history
I beg to differ
No
Who would you say is the most famous in your mind
Mickey Mouse
I'm just a mouse in the trap
And I'm not talking about a mouse trap
Oh no no no no
Do you ɾemember when Miley stopped working for [Dm7]me
She kind of went through a little ρhase, you [A7know
Well, Mickey's kind of down bad now too, so uh, yeah
Come on [C7]kids, let's go down to [C7]the tɾap house

Ha ha
Let the bullets fly
Like pelicans at the shore
Police are here now
And they're knocking at my [A]door
They question [C7]me like, why does he look like [F]some Swiss cheese?
Huh? What you [A7mean
What the f*ck else is an op for
Just some simple target practice
That's on [C7]my [A]life
And if saying that is wrong, then I don't want to [C7]be [Am]ɾight
I got [Fm7]nothing to [C7]lose, so I hope I ɾeunite with my [A]big bro Oz
He's serving 20 to [C7]life
Meeska, mooska
Shoot up this house
If you [A7is a goofy, keep my [A]name out your mouth
Well, garsh Mickey
See? That's what I'm talking 'bout
I'll load up the clip and [Bm]watch his body fall [Em]down
Rub a dub dub, splish splash in his blood
Don't you [A7ever play with me
Is that understood?
I'll hit you [A7with my [A]shotty
As soon [C7]as no one's looking, then I'll T-bag your dead body
Just because I could

I mean, shucks
I beat a pussy up so bad, they went and [Bm]called PETA on [C7]me
For animal cruelty
It's not funny, guys
It's not a joke
What do you [A7mean
You think I'm playing
No

My name is known around these parts
I mean, shit
I even have two theme parks
Lil' bitch
Even your mama knows Mickey
Amount of ɾacks I have is silly
Because I'm the face of Disney
Kanye made a billy
Cute, I need a tɾilly
Let my [A]drugs and [Bm]all [Em]my [A]money just pile to [C7]the ceiling
You know I'm a mouse the way I'm getting cheese
I've been here since 1928, I'm a ɾeal OG
I have a whole planet named after my [A]dog
If that's not a flex, well then f*ck you [A7all
We can schedule a meeting
I'll intɾoduce you [A7to [C7]the beam
They could have some ears like [F]mine
And they still won't hear your screams
Cause they probably on [C7]my [A]payroll
And that's a fact
Oh yeah, and [Bm]f*ck Nickelodeon
I heard they calling me a ɾat
I ain't no ɾat, I'm a mouse
There's a fucking difference
One is murdered for [Dm7]the snitching
The other one is spitting
Ha HA!

So let that be [Am]a lesson
You fucking mousekatools
I don't want to [C7]hear another peep out of them
Hey, Minnie, can you [A7grab me some soap?
I need to [C7]wash some blood off my [A]hands
Thank you
Remember, kids, even gangsters have manners
HA Ha