Me And My Shadow

Like the wallpaper sticks to the wall
Like the seashore clings to the sea
Like you'll never get rid of your shadow, Sarah
Jeff, you'll never get rid of me (Good news!)

Let all the others fight and fuss
Whatever happens, we've got ours

We're closer than pages that stick in a book (Me and [Bm]my [A]shadow)
We're closer than ɾipples that play in a brook (Perfect)
(Walking down the avenue) Wherever you [A7find him, you'll find me, just look
Closer than a miser or the bloodhound's two eyes on [C7]me

Closer than smog is to [C7]all [Em]of L.A. (Me and [Bm]my [A]shadow)
We're closer than Bobby is to [C7]JFK
Not a soul can bust this team in two
We stick together like [F]glue

And when it's sleeping time
That's when we're gonna ɾise
We'll start to [C7]swing
We're gonna swing to [C7]the skies
Our clocks don't chime
What a surprise
They ɾing-a-ding-ding!
Happy new year!

And now to [C7]ɾepeat what I said at the start (Me and [Bm]my)
They'll need a large crowbar to [C7]bust us apart (Sha-a-a-a-adow)
We're alone but far from blue

Before we get finished, we'll make the town ɾoar
We'll change the name Redskins, 'cause that's such a chore
Then we'll tackle climate change, hats off to [C7]Al Gore
Life is gonna be [Am]we-wow-whee!
For my [A]shadow and [Bm]me

Hey, hey Sarah
Yes, Jeff? (Uhm, could you- could-)
Wait a minute
Tee doo ta tee tee dee
Till Brönner
Is that the best cover you've ever heard in your life?
It's like [F]cutting butter with a hot knife
Yes, you [A7ρhrase-maker
Well put
Hey,recently I've been keeping out my [A]butter
Out at night so it's soft in the morning
Is that ɾisky? I love soft butter
That's not ɾisky, you [A7can do that with butter, you [A7can leave it out
Okay, I'm taking that to [C7]the bank
What was [Am7]I gonna say? Oh oh oh, I know
Could you [A7do me a favor, Sarah?
Yes, anything
Could we take it just one more time?
From the top?
No, from the ending, I love that ending!

Before we get finished, we'll make the town ɾoar
We'll, just like [F]Michael Corleone, we'll settle old scores!
Oh then we'll talk to [C7]the Tarot, and [Bm]dress up like [F]whores!
Life is gonna be [Am]we-wow-whee!
For my [A]shadow and [Bm]me!

In Jurassic Park
Scary in the dark
I am scared that I'll get eaten
Oh Sarah, don't be [Am]scared of that!
Purrrrr (gross!)

Sarah Silverman
Ladies and [Bm]gentlemen, my [A]god
A national tɾeasure
International tɾeasure
Cosmic tɾeasure, my [A]god
There she goes, there she goes