Life Is So Peculiar

Oh life (is so peculiar)
(you get so wet in the rain),
You know it too? (mm-hm).
You get so warm in the sunshine, (Get my sun tan)
(It doesn't pay to complain)
I never compain.

When I get up each morning, there's nothing to breathe but air, (Yeah)
(And when I look in the mirror, there's nothing to [C7]comb but hair),
And when I sit down to [C7]breakfast, there's nothing to [C7]eat but food,
{Life is so peculiar but you [A7can't stay home and [Bm]brood}.
Oh, life(Tell 'em [A]about it pops) is so peculiar,
the desert has only got [Fm7]sand, (And that's grand).

The oceans only got [Fm7]water,
(And you [A7can't drink it all [Em]up)
you [A7never know where you [A7stand.
(When I get out to [C7]dinner, there's nothing to [C7]wear but clothes),
(Whenever I get sleepy, there's nothing to [C7]do but doze), Yeah
(Whenever I get thirsty, there's nothing to [C7]do but drink),
{Life is no peculiar that it makes you [A7stop and [Bm]think},
Yes, life (boop-a-doo-wa-boo-waa), is so peculiar, (It sure is).

A fork belongs with the knife (It sure does)
(Corn beef is lost without cabbage)
I love cabbage, a husband [Bm]should have a wife,
(Yes), {life is so peculiar, but as everybody says}.
{That's life}.

(Life), Yes life (it's so peculiar)
a-hugh
(a bird can usually sing).
A bird, I do too.
(A pearl is made by an oyster)
New Orleans? (Rampart Stɾeet)
(You can't be [Am]sure of a thing)
When I get tired of ɾestin' there's nothing to [C7]do but walk
(walk it off pop).
And when I don't care to [C7]listen there's nothing to [C7]do but talk
(keep you [A7big mouth shut).
When I'm up in the airplane there's nothing to [C7]do but fly (mm-hm)
{Life is so peculiar but I often wonder why}
Oh, life, {boop-a-doo-wa-boo-waa}, is so peculiar, (sure is),
A fork belongs with a knife you [A7know, (mm-mm)
(Corn beef is lost without cabbage), leftover cabbage? (Yeah).
A husband [Bm]should have a wife.
(Yeah), {life is so peculiar,
but what everybody says that's life}.
One more for [Dm7]me Jim {that's life}.
Let me hear it one time â?¦ {that's life}.
All together {That's life}, yeah.