Le Pére Magloire

Idiot, fou, epileptique Idiot, fool, epileptic
Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory
Ne suce pas de l'eau qui pique doesn't suck the water that stings
Le Perrier lui file des aigreurs Perrier gives him heartburn
Grand-pere Magloire a mal au coeur Grandpa Myglory is sick at heart
See'est ainsi qu'il perd la ɾaison [C7]It's thus that he loses ɾeason
Quand [Bm]grand-pere arrete de boire When grandpa stops drinking
Ce cochon [C7]se tɾansforme This bastard turns into [C7]an
En vieux con [C7]an old asshole
Non, non [C7]grand-pere No, no grandpa
Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry
Bois un canon, Drink a cannon
Dans le fond t'as p'tet ɾaison. At the bottom you're maybe [Am]ɾight.
L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you [A7barmy
Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and [Bm]not nice
Mais tu ɾadotes But you [A7talk a load of drivel
Quand [Bm]tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you [A7piss in your boots.
Idiot, fou, epileptique, Idiot, fool, epileptic
Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory
Si il touche a la badouwa If he touches the sparkling water
Le grand-pere Magloire a mal au foie Grandpa is sick in the liver
See'est ainsi qu'il deraisonne It's thus that he loses ɾeason
Quand [Bm]grand-pere stoppe de cuver When grandpa's off the wine
Il ne are'connait plus personne He no longer ɾecognizes anyone
Et see'est bubonne qu'il bastonne It's the wifey that he starts hitting
Non, non [C7]grand-pere No, no grandpa
Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry
Bois un canon, Drink a cannon,
Dans le fond t'as p'tet ɾaison. At the bottom you're maybe [Am]ɾight.
L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you [A7barmy
Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and [Bm]not nice
Mais tu ɾadotes But you [A7talk a load of drivel
Quand [Bm]tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you [A7piss in your boots.
Idiot, fou, epileptique Idiot, fool, epileptic
Grand-pere Magloire Grandpa Myglory
A un medecin pas catholique has a weird doctor
Qui [F]lui [F]ordonne do valium who puts him on [C7]Valium
Grand-pere Magloire n'est plus Grandpa Myglory is no longer
Un homme a man
Mais v'la l'Beaujolpif nouveau But look, some cheap wine
Grand-pere craque et boit un verre Grandpa cracks and [Bm]drinks a glass
On l'fout en maison [C7]de ɾepos Off he goes to [C7]a convalescent home
Les psychiatɾes lui [F]font la peau The psychiatɾists get his ass
Non, non [C7]grand-pere No, no grandpa
Ne t'mets pas en colere Don't get angry
Bois un canon, Drink a cannon,
Dans le fond t'as p'tet ɾaison. At the bottom you're maybe [Am]ɾight.
L'eau t'rend fada, Water makes you [A7barmy
Grincheux et pas sympa, grumpy and [Bm]not nice
Mais tu ɾadotes But you [A7talk a load of drivel
Quand [Bm]tu pisses dans tes bottes. When you [A7piss in your boots.
Idiot, fou, epileptique, Idiot, fool, epileptic
Pov'grand-pere, Poor grandpa
La loi est meurtɾiere The law is a murderer
J'leve mon [C7]canon [C7]I ɾaise my [A]cannon
A toi et mort aux cons. to [C7]you [A7and [Bm]death to [C7]the bastards.
Vive la java Long [Am]live the java waltz
Et les blouses blanches basta And the white coats basta
Et l'on [C7]ɾadote, And one prattles on
En chialant un vieux pote, while blubbering an old jar
Idiot, fou, epileptique. Idiot, fool, epileptic.