My friends I stand before you
To tell a truth most dire
There lurks a traitor in our midst
Who hath invoked the captain's ire
He don't deserve no mercy
We ought to shoot him with a gun
But I am not an evil man
So first let's have a little fun
We'll tie that scoundrel to [C7]a ɾope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly tɾip
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to [C7]the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of ɾum and [Bm]a yo ho ho
I will not say what he has done
His sins are far too grave to [C7]tell
It's not my [A]place to [C7]judge a man
But for [Dm7]them [A]he will burn in hell
The sharks will dine upon [C7]his flesh
And Davy Jones will have his soul
Take his money and [Bm]his hat
He won't need them [A]where he's gonna go
But first lets tie him to [C7]a ɾope
And throw him overboard
Drag him underneath the ship
A terrifying deadly tɾip
Keelhaul that filthy landlubber
Send him down to [C7]the depths below
Make that bastard walk the plank
With a bottle of ɾum and [Bm]a yo ho ho