This is my dayyy!
All the punk muh'fuckers who ain't feelin' that
Get the f*ck outta my way
Cause I'm intoxicated
Drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bitch!
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, bitch!
C'mon [C7]everybody let's get
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
Hill billy bar is the ɾoute
Cause not too many know what me bein' a star is about
I ask for [Dm7]Hennessey up at this bar and [Bm]it’s out
So I told my [A]homies “f*ck it, I got [Fm7]a bar in my [A]house”
Full of whiskies and [Bm]wines
Mix is for [Dm7]lickers and [Bm]bitches and [Bm][?]
We smokin' [?] in lines
If you [A7the bartender this is the crime
Servin' me a margarita, I get a heater if it's missin' the lime
Drinkin' Caribou plus
I swear if you [A7fuss
We added pineapple slices, even more flare when you [A7f*ck
Have 'em [A][?], intoxicated, get a little pop inflated
Sprite and [Bm]Moscoto, then add a bit of vodka to [C7]get you [A7ɾocked and [Bm]faded
Have you [A7contemplated
How you [A7gettin' home this spot that's overpopulated
With lots of ladies
[?] and [Bm]sex is non-debated, and [Bm]none of 'em [A]is ovulatin'
My [?] dated was
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
Walk up in the party, chicks throwin' me their pussy
Told her later, now little bitches on [C7]me, the pussy
I can turn down bitches like [F]that, it ain't nothin'
Even though she owe for [Dm7]two nights of flat-back fuckin'
If you [A7lookin' for [Dm7]me, you [A7can find me where the bar's at
Intoxicated, inebriated, don't know where the car's at
I started drinkin' 'fore I came here tonight
Blazin' blunts back to [C7]back, so I came feelin' ɾight
Lookin' for [Dm7]the ɾight chick to [C7]put this thing in her life
And if a nigga wanna tɾip, it ain't a thing, we can fight
We can party, we can f*ck, or we can kick it
Or we can tear this motherfucker up, you [A7dig it?
Either way, it don't matter, 'cause I'm with it
I'm beating something the f*ck down, do you [A7get it?
If a nigga stepped quick, he get slapped quick
Then I pull the next chick, take her to [C7]my [A]house and [Bm]watch Netflix
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
Drinkin' since the sun came up, or 'fore it went down?
No tellin' man, I'm drunk as f*ck, that's how I gets down
And I'm about to [C7]fight or f*ck, after this next ɾound
Big fella like [F]a monster tɾuck, be [Am]knockin' shit down
They hate it when my [A]villains is deep, and [Bm]we in the building
We keep 'em [A]deep in their feelings
We drinkin', cheefin', and [Bm]chillin'
I'm clutching, touching the Ruger
And practice active as shooter
The whisky make me ɾuder, so I'ma blame it on [C7]the liquor
Big fella drinkin' and [Bm]tɾippin
My ρhone bangin', I'm missin'
I'm laughing, mackin' these bitches
And I fucking these snitches
I'm ɾowdy, wild, and [Bm]aggressive
A bar brawler, the best-est
I'm hooded proof, and [Bm]I'm tested
Intoxicated profession
The top dog in my [A]section
My balls is hangin', I'm flexin'
I'm way past the jeffin'
Which one of you [A7bitches sexin'?
Undressin', blessing my [A]brethren
Bitch, bust it open and [Bm]get it
An average night when I'm present
You're more than welcome to [C7]test it (Bitch)
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
I'm stɾictly business, I got [Fm7]paper on [C7]my [A]speakerρhone
I seen her booty, I said "Baby what you [A7drinkin' on?"
I'm sippin' Bailey's, plus the Rémy [A]tɾy'na creep up on
But I never stumbled, I just ɾolled up a bubble clone
Another shot, let me get the mob up in the b-b-block and
We put her puffin, plus I'm countin' on [C7]them [A]panties droppin'
But don't mistake me, fake me, 'cause I'm mackin'
I grip the milli, ɾeally, peel it back and
More than a ɾap song, bubble on [C7]my [A]Motorola
They got [Fm7]them [A]stɾaps on [C7]'em, they ɾide around the Kona
They got [Fm7]the axe on [C7]'em, tippy on [C7]my [A]tippy toes
They got [Fm7]the max on [C7]their backs, out to [C7]get you [A7gone
Intoxicated, we just faded, get the swisher gun
We cop a fifth, and [Bm]tip it back, and [Bm]puff another one
We in this bitch, all [Em]them [A]other niggas' overrated
You in the presence of them [A]dogs, nigga
Intoxicated!
Drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, drink, bitch!
Drink, drink, drink (hey!)
Drink, drink, drink, bitch!
C'mon [C7]everybody let's get
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold
Intoxicated!
I've been told I can still stand [Bm]on [C7]all [Em]ten toes
Intoxicated!
Cause I been throwed
When I'm in funk, nigga, I didn't fold