(If You Can't Sing It) You'll Have To Swing It (A.K.A. Mr. Paginini)

Mister Paganini, please play my rhapsody
And if you cannot play it, won't you sing it
And if you can't sing it, you simply have to
Swing it
I said swing it
Oh-oh-oh swing it
And don't ding it
Oh mister Paganini, we breathlessly await
Your masterful détente, go-o on [C7]and [Bm]sling it
And if you [A7can't sling it
You'll simply have to [C7]swing it
I said swing it
And scattywahwah
And wahdyscatla
We've heard your ɾepertoire and
At the final bar
We've greeted you [A7with wild applause
But what a great ovation
Your interpretation
Pat-scoodle-atty-doody yeah yeah yeah
Oh Mister Paganini, now don't you [A7be [Am]a meanie
What have you [A7up your sleeve, go on [C7]and [Bm]spring it
And if you [A7can't spring it, you'll simply have to
Swing it