I'm in the land l.a. land of the stick
Watch y'all niggaz know bout dat purple weed nigga
Show y'all niggaz some shit
It's that sticky that bud
Indo hydro open up the window
I'm about to blow
It's that fire
Nigga whach y'all [Em] whach y'all [Em] whach y'all [Em]got [Fm7]to [C7]ɾoll em [A]up wit
Backwoods see vegas stɾaight chocolate fillers black n milds
Huh bro y'all [Em]niggaz don't know nuttin about ?
Cognac, j.o.b., 1.5
Break it up, chop it up, cut it up, tuck it in
Take the filler out, ɾoll it up
Light it , hit it , hold it, pass
Puff puff blow it up!
See some of y'all [Em]niggaz be [Am]talkin bout blowin
But can't handle the dolja
Gettin sleepy and [Bm]shit, quitting all [Em]early
Bitch, you [A7ain't no smoker!
Y'all [Em]must be [Am]used to [C7]hittin that dirt
Sticks with the brown buds
Me? I ain't got [Fm7]shit else to [C7]do
Nigga I'm bout to [C7]get fucked up!
Two cases of green optimo burned away
A.m. to [C7]turn to [C7]p.m.
And nighttime to [C7]turn back to [C7]day!
I'm (still smokin)
Feelin' sporty in my [A]hotel
Spent the whole day gettin loaded!
It's nuttin but smoke til there's nuttin to [C7]smoke
It's nuttin but sticky and [Bm]nuttin but dolja
Disconnect the smoke detector and [Bm]
Put a wet towel up under the door!
Nobody around, more dope for [Dm7]me
I got [Fm7]the whole tɾee
Leftovers for [Dm7]me
Hoo, dis bitch off da hee
Button [C7]up, suck em [A]up, this pet peeve
First off, don't put my [A]lighter in yo pocket
Second, don't wet my [A]goddamn weed!
That's just two, before I can get to [C7]three and [Bm]four
Five and [Bm]six, I heard a doo doo doo doo at the door!
Evidence all [Em]over
I been doin somethin' serious
Gotta hide this shit
'Cause I know that's hotel security!
I played it off
I said "come back later, I ain't got [Fm7]on [C7]no clothes"
He said "sorry sir, I don't mean to [C7]disturb you [A7
But I smell smoke!
F*ck I just went to [C7]jail for [Dm7]that shit
I ain't goin back, I done ate an ounce, and [Bm]I'm a flush the ɾest
'Cause I ain't goin' out like [F]that!
Sprayin cologne and [Bm]cuttin' on [C7]da shower
Tryin' to [C7]clear it up
Workin' like [F]a dog, but I gotta open the door
F*ck it, here go nothin!
The door swung open and [Bm]some young nigga
Talkin' bout "what's happenin'"
He said "I know you [A7got [Fm7]dat fire, sell yo boy a sack"
(Mystikal talking)
Ain't that a bitch
Boy if you [A7don't get yo bitch ass from outta here!
Nigga, I'm thinkin you [A7the motherfuckin' police!
I done threw all [Em]my [A]motherfuckin' weed away
Fuckin' wit you, you [A7ol' bitch ass nigga
Nigga, get yo motherfuckin' hoe ass from outta here bitch
Before I stomp yo bitch ass!
F*ck, boy this nigga done blew my [A]mother fuckin high
(mystikal mumbling until end)
