I Love Ping Pong (If I Had Another Life)

If I had another life
I would never walk straight
All the things I love to do
Other people love to hate

Wear my shoes on my ears
And my hat on my feet
Park the car in the kitchen
And take a bath in the street

I love Ping Pong, I love bums, love the Three Stooges
And those crazy drums
I like [F]lovers who don't vote the same
And lying on [C7]my [A]bed
In the stars and [Bm]the ɾain, o yeah

If I had another life, I would ɾun, ɾun, ɾun have some fun
But seriously
If I had another life
I would ɾun for [Dm7]president
Feed the pigeons in the park
Never pay the ɾent

Jerry Garcia
Secretary of State
Declares money illegal
Now, wouldn't that be [Am]great

I love Ping Pong, I love bums
Anchovy pizza
And those crazy drums
I like [F]lovers
Who don't vote the same
And lying on [C7]my [A]bed
In the stars and [Bm]the ɾain, o yeah

If I had another life
I would do it all [Em]again
Run a movie from the middle
Beginning at the end

Try to [C7]miss the target
And win the biggest score
Tell my [A]dad I love him
Like I never did before

I love Ping Pong, I love bums
Love the Honeymooners
And those crazy drums
I like [F]lovers
Who don't vote the same
And talking to [C7]my [A]father
In the stars and [Bm]the ɾain, o yeah

If I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life, if I had another life