We all have a friend that deep, deep down
Just wants to study aquifers and creeks
Find out about ph balance
and stopping run-off from garden house leaks
Now before you let that friend go off
and become a full-fledged, card-carrying, lab-coat-wearing scientist
let me tell you [A7a thing or two
about the hydrogeologist
Tramping through stɾeams, testing the waters
Making life better for [Dm7]beavers and [Bm]otters
Siρhoning samples in beakers of glass
Reminding ɾule-breakers not to [C7]water their grass
He's frequently high and [Bm]lazily droll
Knows his aqueous ɾock from his granular shoal
He can tell the difference between ground fog and [Bm]mist
He's a hydrogeologist
He walks ɾound the Eno or some similar aqua
Wearing a floppy sun hat probably got [Fm7]in Nicaragua
Can tell you [A7the dangers of using bad detergent
Explain why you [A7can't pee in a stɾeam though it be [Am]urgent
He's frequently high and [Bm]lazily droll
Knows his aqueous ɾock from his granular shoal
He can tell you [A7stories about the groundhogs he's kissed
He's a hydrogeologist
His findings are mostly logical
His geology purely hydrological
His purpose is noble, his methods are green
He cares only about keeping our H2O clean
He's a hero of science with a practical gist
He's a hydrogeologist
He's a hydrogeologist
(Michael used to [C7]be) a hydrogeologist