Yeah!
If I had your number I'd call you on the phone
I'd breathe real heavy, if that didn't work
Maybe I'll start to groan
I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad
I don't want your money 'cause I got all I need
All I want is to [C7]ɾub your body
Until you [A7start to [C7]bleed
I don't love you, I'm just a horny toad
Ooh, yeah
Ooh-ooh-ooh
If I had your address I'd come ɾight to [C7]your door
I'd knock all [Em]day till you [A7let me in
And then I'd knock some more
I ain't crazy, I'm just a horny toad
If you [A7think I'm nasty, you [A7ain't seen nothin' yet
You see, I'm the kinda brother that the more you [A7scream
The nastier I get
I can't help it, I'm just a horny toad
Now watch me dance
Run, go tell your boyfriend his lovin' has got [Fm7]too old
He might as well pack his things
And get his dead ass on [C7]the ɾoad
Tell him you [A7live on [C7]a lily pad
With a horny toad, whoa, yeah!
